pudú
pére david’s deer
reeves’s muntjac
javan rusa
sika deer
chinese water deer
tufted deer
chital
Shit. You’re right.
want to.. kiss…. very sleepy
anyone else livin inside their own heart and mind 2 much this summer
I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.
me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
you know what they say….. a btich can never have too much fruit
me on a date: so… haha… when did you realise your standards were this low? :)
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
berries.
berries.
berries.
@zaiqukaj Harpies tho
Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”*Lady laughs*
Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* - the next five items?
Lady: “Yes please”Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!
Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”
Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*
Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”
*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”
